do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
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