i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
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