you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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