i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
Randomize
