evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
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