I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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