He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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