Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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