He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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