Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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