Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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