thus making me awesome and them whores
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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