i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
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