Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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