i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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