i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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