And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
i think my tv is drunk
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
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