She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
It was a blind-side dick pic.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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