why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
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