Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
And the cops told us we were all naked.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
Randomize
