Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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