They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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