i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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