Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Do vagina's smell?
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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