we're blogging at a bar
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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