The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
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