Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I just projectile vomited in a Methodist church parking lot. If Jesus didn't love me before he sure as hell doesn't now.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
I'm really busy with my period
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