I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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