he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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