i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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