It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
40s are totally the cure
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
Randomize