belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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