dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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