This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
I want you more than these girls want KFC
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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