i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
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