Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
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