Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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