Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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