my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
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