Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
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