Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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