I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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