So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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