chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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