we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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