butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
I think your dad took our porno
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
Randomize
