Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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