I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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