How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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