Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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