You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
I have post one night stand depression
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