How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
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