don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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