well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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